Fucking Fossil Birthday Card

Remind your friend on their birthday that they are so old, they might as well be a fossil. Made from sturdy card stock and coated with a matte finish, this card offers a beautiful texture and high-quality feel. - Large 5 x 7 inch greeting card - Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish - UPC barcode on back of card - Packaged and sealed in reusable clear plastic sleeve - Includes 1 kraft brown envelope